Saturday, May 13, 2006

The Ominous 'It'

A Comfort Level

Thursday, May 11, 2006

The Profound Blog

So....i've officially decided that my poems (that are present here) are not only made-up on the spot but also not very good. But i'm okay with that. So here goes another meaningless poem that probably will have you wondering why you sat and read that whole thing while you could have been watching the fishing re-runs (there's really people that tape them. no joke).
Dr Awkward
So here I'm going to go once again
With more blog-blah...for a space "filler-in"
But, I'm hoping that something profound
Will jump into my head on the next go-around
Well here's the next round and to tell you the truth
I got nothing exciting, my thoughts are aloof
But...perhaps...if I stuggle on
I'll catch me a thought( hopefully before dawn)
Well there is this one thing that I'll tell you about
That has grown so close that I can't live without
Now I must ask myself 'would it be a sin?'
If it were not God that I spoke of just then?
Surely it is the truth that through God I love her
The image of perfection that makes my heart go astir
Perfection through perfection. What more could I want?
Yet by dark images I've been constantly taunt
Though jealous and greedy may be on my list
They do not make-up the main part of my cyst
It would mainly be lust (that abominable thing)
Why can't it leave me alone or find some other fling?
It's abnormal power over guys is insane
and too easily pierces the 'Jesus' membrane
My old fake-faith could not prevent
the awful deeds of which I repent
these deeds though not actions i'll always regret
but now is not the proper time to fret
Actually there is no proper time for that
As our Faith in our Lord should beat all worries flat
So be strong in your faith and don't do as I did
For Satan doesn't care if you're just an innocent kid.

Well what do you know...something profound after all.
Well until next time...
"THAT'S ALL FOLKS"

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

J's Poem on the Bliggity-Blog

Here's Another one from Justin:
Throw your records out the window
I'll throw mine out, too
Forgive me my debts
I just want to hear you
If a scratchy letter on your window
Will bring a girlish smile to your face
Give me a word; show me your pearls
I'll write another with great haste
Its been a cold winter
A gloomy night indeed
A fruitful tree is growing
From this long-dormant seed
But don't leave me in this dead silence
I've seen my flaw in your mirror
My eyes are playing tricks on me
As I scrutinze ever nearer
If its my fault please forgive me
If its yours we're a pair
And though my own attempt is yellow
Please show me that you care.
So...that's it (by-the-by... the grammer mistakes such as the "its" are as written so don't blame me)
As always constructive anti-jerk-criticism is accepted.

Sunday, May 07, 2006

The Blog-Boy('s friend's poem)

So... my friend Justin loves to play the guitar and write God-inspired poems. The only problem he has is that he cannot make up music to make his poems into praise songs (as he so desires). So me being the great friend that i am decided to make up the music for him (and take half the credit for the song). Here goes.
More than the Watchman
By J. J. Morton
Not for me
Not to you
I praise the One
Who makes me new
I will wait
For Your Will, O Lord
For who can ascend
Your hill, O Lord?
To be loved by the One
Who knows what's best for me
What more could I need?
Wisdom and understanding
Will be given in season
Now my Shepherd will lead.
And I accept the cup offered
But I'll have to be spoon fed
Or rather be poured into
Like the puddle that I am
I'm a boy with equations
But every scientist knows
That only by experiment
Can theory truly grow.
(constructive criticism will be accepted)
(unless you're a jerk)
So... that's it. Cya.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Blog Friends

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My life is now complete, I have achieved the ultimate goal of "the blog friend"
This is a new concept to me as my introduction to blogspot was on a strictly teacher-student-YouDidn'tTurnYorHomeworkOnTimeYouLazyBum relation....ship. Zvahtever. Anywho It only about 1:11(i actually typed !;!! on accident but was able to correct myself on time) and feel like releasing my stored-up energy in a rather mean and whore-condesending way.
Prom
My date said that she
Had to be ready
with at least two hours to spare
but I on the other hand
played army-men in "innocent land"
and tried not at all to care
We went to friend's home
to eat, and bring comb
for Date had left it behind
we had our own feast
and were full to say the least
and left hardly crumb or rind
I went to the dance
Were was "love" and "romance"
and nearly barfed all over my shirt
The guys were on girls
whose shaking ruined their curls
and completed much more than flirt
needless to say
i learned lesson that day
that i believe all should hear
I hate the way lust
has turned into a must
and clung to our hearts too dear
so the moral of my rant is simple. Prom is not dancing, and if it is I'm southern Baptist till I die.
I pray to God that my children will have friends like mine to not only not 'Shuffle' with the jeesh but to also find it absurd to imagine ourselves doing such obvious blah. I must warn anyone and everyone to not let yourselves ebe corrupted by the flow though the temptation seems to be your ever constant companion. These thoughts may be random due to the content of the noise in this room but you should get my drift.Cya.

Friday, May 05, 2006

Blog-smog-clog-dog

So... me being the unfaithful blogger that i am...i've been un-faithful. Now don't jump to hastyconclusions on me, i havn't (haven't?) been messing around with myspace or xanga...but i have been writing on paper*gasp*...with...a...PEN!
Now don't hate me forever and for a slightly repentant repent...ance...i shall make up a peom on the spot for you.
Here goes.
I went to my friend's house
(whose parents are quite wealthy)
and realized that my blog diet
was rather unhealthy
I've been blog-starved
(due to bad connection)
and realized that my friend's cable
could be my correction.
So i went to my mom
(who's always hated the stuff)
and realized that she pulled
un-expected from the cuff
"we gonna get cable"
she said with a snort
and our dail-up days
are growing swift short
to believe i could not
for that couldn't be so
for to modern technology
my family don't go
It is almost sad
that in only two days
loyal d-up and i
shall forever part ways.
so that is my poem
and should you not like
give mommy a hug
and use the word "tike"