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So... me being the unfaithful blogger that i am...i've been un-faithful. Now don't jump to hastyconclusions on me, i havn't (haven't?) been messing around with myspace or xanga...but i have been writing on paper*gasp*...with...a...PEN!
Now don't hate me forever and for a slightly repentant repent...ance...i shall make up a peom on the spot for you.
Here goes.

I went to my friend's house

(whose parents are quite wealthy)

and realized that my blog diet

was rather unhealthy

I've been blog-starved

(due to bad connection)

and realized that my friend's cable

could be my correction.

So i went to my mom

(who's always hated the stuff)

and realized that she pulled

un-expected from the cuff

"we gonna get cable"

she said with a snort

and our dail-up days

are growing swift short

to believe i could not

for that couldn't be so

for to modern technology

my family don't go

It is almost sad

that in only two days

loyal d-up and i

shall forever part ways.

so that is my poem

and should you not like

give mommy a hug

and use the word "tike"